Fangoria Straight Shoots to all the Sad Sacks

New Article at Fangoria makes you that missed the opportunity to see Goblin at Rum Runners kick your own ass once again.

One thing this article doesn’t mention is the madness that took place between the venue and the hotel.
– Dr. Duke’s outdoor sex clinic
– the mysterious disappearance of Ultimate Bob
– Gb Jake rippin and a tearin on the streets with Jesus MagGot
– three million avoided fights
– Bill Zebub falling down a flight of stairs
– Sal Lizard and the Asian dental students
Oh, and walking into your hotel suite to find it populated with about 40 night hawks including Simonetti and Guarini themselves…

It was THE most fucked up, beautiful, memorable, and surreal evening of my life.

To Jessica!